Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Kill code: Christmas E-peen +1.5
Ogay, first of all let me thank everyone for their heart felt(loling?) presents. Loads of presents just like every year! Dont jealous please, just envy will do. Yay, More shirts! So fun tearing all the wrappers! Big heaps of thanks to Cheryl dearest for helping me with the shopping and you also better thank me for helping you to choose, carry, mannequin, and think, eh wait I dont really think much skip that. Shopping spree with Terence, Cindy, Sabrina and Cheryl was a joke man, having to bluff, act and even misdirect Terence away from his gift was stooped.
But after all the countless times of shopping we did, I guess everything went well on the main day itself.
Christmas dinner is yummy as usual, only problem is.... wheres the fvcking turkey monz! Like hey! Its Jesus' birthday and you dont have a turkey! SHOW ME THE TURKEY! I guess youd prolly be saying :'Cry more noob, it's fine, learn2turkey!'
Here's a really cool poem my 4 year old nephew taught me, and since half of the yellow pages belongs to the sir name 'Tan', I might as well put it here. It brought tears of joy to my eyes, ahh they start so young.
Aston Tan,
go to Isetan,
buy a machine gun.
Shoot your girl friends one by one,
all the way to Isetan,
Ogay, first of all let me thank everyone for their heart felt(loling?) presents. Loads of presents just like every year! Dont jealous please, just envy will do. Yay, More shirts! So fun tearing all the wrappers! Big heaps of thanks to Cheryl dearest for helping me with the shopping and you also better thank me for helping you to choose, carry, mannequin, and think, eh wait I dont really think much skip that. Shopping spree with Terence, Cindy, Sabrina and Cheryl was a joke man, having to bluff, act and even misdirect Terence away from his gift was stooped.
But after all the countless times of shopping we did, I guess everything went well on the main day itself.
Christmas dinner is yummy as usual, only problem is.... wheres the fvcking turkey monz! Like hey! Its Jesus' birthday and you dont have a turkey! SHOW ME THE TURKEY! I guess youd prolly be saying :'Cry more noob, it's fine, learn2turkey!'
Here's a really cool poem my 4 year old nephew taught me, and since half of the yellow pages belongs to the sir name 'Tan', I might as well put it here. It brought tears of joy to my eyes, ahh they start so young.
Aston Tan,
go to Isetan,
buy a machine gun.
Shoot your girl friends one by one,
all the way to Isetan,
go to jail a thousand months.
We are ganstars folife! Dont fvck with us niggas!
Before dinner we needed to make an appetizer first. Recipe is simple, toasted bread, partially BBQed pork(do not trim off fats), white bread and lastly a small cherry to top it.
How good the food was you asked? My bro's face tells it all, IT WAS THAT DAMN GOOD!
5-Star restaurant waiter. Yes, awesome.
Alephant! Gosh more presents that get chucked one corner in exactly 5 days time.
Totally pimped out presents!
My brother gets to be Santa this year! And yes! Santa's a Chink and not a Jew! We Chinese DO give away free stuff ya know?
Best shirt of the year 2006. Art work by Cheryl Tay!
End of 2006, and start of 2007 in a few days time. man...sian...sigh...this really...i mean really...is...very...HAI FAIVE!
Artiste - Adam Bartas
Song - Disco Shit
Genre - Techo/Electro
Lazy to describe.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Another Awesome Post.
