Saturday, December 30, 2006
I R TEH WINZ
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Another Awesome Post.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Codename: V.I.V.O (Very Irritating Very Odinary)
Vivo city is thrash, Tampinese Mall 2. Shops x2 of TM, annoying secondary students x2 of TM, Lians x2 of TM, aircon colder x2 of TM, well you get the drill. Still no Haivanas(spelling? lol) sold there. Have to go Hereen or Isetan. Caught Night of the Museum with Eden, Weijie and WeiXiong. Funny show overall, but the comedy factor at the starting was very poor, gets better when Ben Stiller starts to save the day. And I seriously hope Ben Stiller do not ever try to attempt and do another family show, it's just not hes potential. 3/5 my awesomeness.
Well, there is really no shit to blog bout that day actually, just finding an excuse to change the music.
Artiste - AmdusciaSong - Placeres Negros
Genre - Industrial/Electro/Trance
One of the few dark electro kind of songs I enjoy. It's Mexican, so you'd prolly wont understand a word. The buffered voice is just to keep it industrialistic and to make the song more aggresive in nature. Top right hand corner, there is an 'X' in red, click it and dont come back if you hate this song kthxbye.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Another Awesome Post.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Kill code: Christmas E-peen +1.5
Ogay, first of all let me thank everyone for their heart felt(loling?) presents. Loads of presents just like every year! Dont jealous please, just envy will do. Yay, More shirts! So fun tearing all the wrappers! Big heaps of thanks to Cheryl dearest for helping me with the shopping and you also better thank me for helping you to choose, carry, mannequin, and think, eh wait I dont really think much skip that. Shopping spree with Terence, Cindy, Sabrina and Cheryl was a joke man, having to bluff, act and even misdirect Terence away from his gift was stooped.
But after all the countless times of shopping we did, I guess everything went well on the main day itself.
Christmas dinner is yummy as usual, only problem is.... wheres the fvcking turkey monz! Like hey! Its Jesus' birthday and you dont have a turkey! SHOW ME THE TURKEY! I guess youd prolly be saying :'Cry more noob, it's fine, learn2turkey!'
Here's a really cool poem my 4 year old nephew taught me, and since half of the yellow pages belongs to the sir name 'Tan', I might as well put it here. It brought tears of joy to my eyes, ahh they start so young.
Aston Tan,
go to Isetan,
buy a machine gun.
Shoot your girl friends one by one,
all the way to Isetan,
Ogay, first of all let me thank everyone for their heart felt(loling?) presents. Loads of presents just like every year! Dont jealous please, just envy will do. Yay, More shirts! So fun tearing all the wrappers! Big heaps of thanks to Cheryl dearest for helping me with the shopping and you also better thank me for helping you to choose, carry, mannequin, and think, eh wait I dont really think much skip that. Shopping spree with Terence, Cindy, Sabrina and Cheryl was a joke man, having to bluff, act and even misdirect Terence away from his gift was stooped.
But after all the countless times of shopping we did, I guess everything went well on the main day itself.
Christmas dinner is yummy as usual, only problem is.... wheres the fvcking turkey monz! Like hey! Its Jesus' birthday and you dont have a turkey! SHOW ME THE TURKEY! I guess youd prolly be saying :'Cry more noob, it's fine, learn2turkey!'
Here's a really cool poem my 4 year old nephew taught me, and since half of the yellow pages belongs to the sir name 'Tan', I might as well put it here. It brought tears of joy to my eyes, ahh they start so young.
Aston Tan,
go to Isetan,
buy a machine gun.
Shoot your girl friends one by one,
all the way to Isetan,
go to jail a thousand months.
We are ganstars folife! Dont fvck with us niggas!
Before dinner we needed to make an appetizer first. Recipe is simple, toasted bread, partially BBQed pork(do not trim off fats), white bread and lastly a small cherry to top it.
How good the food was you asked? My bro's face tells it all, IT WAS THAT DAMN GOOD!
5-Star restaurant waiter. Yes, awesome.
Alephant! Gosh more presents that get chucked one corner in exactly 5 days time.
Bikes are for lewsers! But whatevar, VROOOMM!
Totally pimped out presents!
My brother gets to be Santa this year! And yes! Santa's a Chink and not a Jew! We Chinese DO give away free stuff ya know?
Best shirt of the year 2006. Art work by Cheryl Tay!
End of 2006, and start of 2007 in a few days time. man...sian...sigh...this really...i mean really...is...very...HAI FAIVE!
Artiste - Adam Bartas
Song - Disco Shit
Genre - Techo/Electro
Lazy to describe.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Another Awesome Post.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Curse of the Golden Flower - this show zucks, just like Uzbekistan, those assholes! Would have been worst if not for Chow Yan Fart abusing 13year olds with metal belts. Ipod mini is still for girls tho, Ahar girly girly girl! FOREAL!
Friday, December 22, 2006
Another Awesome Post.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Kazakhstanian Secret Intelligence Reportings
Jagshemash! Just downloaded and watched finished the funniest show ever titled, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. The things he did for the show are straight out wrong like fighting with hes friend naked at a coporate meeting and chasing each other naked in the hotel lobby. He even taught me that Gypsy's tears can remove curses and Jews can be chased away by throwing at them crucifixes or money notes, and Pamela Anderson have an asshole of a 7 year old. Very educational! 5/5 my awesomeness! To think there is actually a plot makes you go WadDuhFux!?
Oh yah, what he said was so true. This is what he said...
"There my neighbour Tuyakbay, he still asshole. I get Ipod, he only get Ipod mini! Everybody knows, its for girls!"
*whole neighbourhood laughs at him together*
The show is going to be R21 if released in Singapore with many parts sure to be cut out, so its better you DL it.
Click this link to see just some of hes lame pics!
http://www.borat.tv/pictures2.html#
and also this is what Borat have to say after he read my blog!
